(a.k.a. the “Don’t Blame Us” Clause)
Welcome, brave explorer of the Bitol API!
By using this service, you acknowledge and agree that:
- 🧪 This is an experimental and educational platform — think of it as a playground, not a fortress.
- ⛔ There are no guarantees of uptime, accuracy, performance, or even common sense.
- 🕵️♂️ Confidentiality is not guaranteed. Don’t put secrets here. Seriously. No passwords, no trade secrets, no unicorn DNA.
- 📉 We are not responsible for any data loss, broken code, career setbacks, or spontaneous combustion of servers.
- 🎯 Use this at your own risk — preferably with your test environment, not production.
If all of this sounds acceptable (or at least entertaining), proceed and enjoy responsibly. 🍷